Von Gutenberg Weekly Toy Review Sinvention

Erik von Gutenberg recommends the weekly toy review with Mistress Darkniis. She knows the toys as no other and we are proud to have her on the blog reviewing toys & accessories!

Sinvention Sunday – Quiet Please!
 
Saturday was a lovely evening of wining and dining… Mistress conveniently forgot that red wine means a headache the next morning!

Quiet in the house please!

The Mother of Sinvention has just the item to make it a relaxing Sunday!

From our lovely lady we have two versions of quiet time in the dungeon; the ball gag and the penis gag.

Sinvention Ball Gag
Made with food grade, safe, non-toxic Canadian balls!! Two ball sizes are available 2″ and 1 5/8″. The balls are available in red, purple and black. Thick bridle leather is used to make the strap and of course comes with a locking hasp. The garment leather that holds each ball in place has snaps so that it can be undone to keep the ball sparkling clean and shiny. This silence is music to my ears!
Sinvention Penis Gag
If you are having particular difficulty with your pet being noisy this little number may do the trick… The penis comes in red, black or purple and again is made of safe, non-toxic, food grade silicone. It is 2 1/2 inches long and 5″ in circumference. The strap is made of quality bridle leather with the Sinvention trademark locking hasp. The penis is riveted into the gag – but I assure you it is easy enough to clean off the drool!

I am going to enjoy my peacefully quiet Sunday morning thanks to my Canadian friend at Church of Sinvention.

Von Gutenberg Weekly Toy Review Sinvention

Erik von Gutenberg recommends the weekly toy review with Mistress Darkniis. She knows the toys as no other and we are proud to have her on the blog reviewing toys & accessories!

Sinvention Sunday – Quiet Please!
 
Saturday was a lovely evening of wining and dining… Mistress conveniently forgot that red wine means a headache the next morning!

Quiet in the house please!

The Mother of Sinvention has just the item to make it a relaxing Sunday!

From our lovely lady we have two versions of quiet time in the dungeon; the ball gag and the penis gag.

Sinvention Ball Gag
Made with food grade, safe, non-toxic Canadian balls!! Two ball sizes are available 2″ and 1 5/8″. The balls are available in red, purple and black. Thick bridle leather is used to make the strap and of course comes with a locking hasp. The garment leather that holds each ball in place has snaps so that it can be undone to keep the ball sparkling clean and shiny. This silence is music to my ears!
Sinvention Penis Gag
If you are having particular difficulty with your pet being noisy this little number may do the trick… The penis comes in red, black or purple and again is made of safe, non-toxic, food grade silicone. It is 2 1/2 inches long and 5″ in circumference. The strap is made of quality bridle leather with the Sinvention trademark locking hasp. The penis is riveted into the gag – but I assure you it is easy enough to clean off the drool!

I am going to enjoy my peacefully quiet Sunday morning thanks to my Canadian friend at Church of Sinvention.

Von Gutenberg Weekly Toy Review Cold steel Siambok

Erik von Gutenberg recommends the weekly toy review with Mistress Darkniis. She knows the toys as no other and we are proud to have her on the blog reviewing toys & accessories!

Cold Steel – Sjambok
Occaisionaly I get a REAL mean streak in me – especially when one of my precious charges is being particularly naughty!

Cold Steel has a very nasty whip-like solution called a ‘Sjambok’.

In Africa, the Sjambok (Sham-Bawk) is a cattle prod, a whip, a riding crop and a means of self-protection. Unlike most western style whips, the Sjambok is not plaited from thin leather thongs. Instead, it is carved whole out of very thick Hippopotamus hide. Its considerable reach, lightning speed and devastating impact have built it quite a reputation as a sure defense against deadly snakes. Since the Sjambok is swung like a rod or stick and not cracked like a conventional western style whip, the weight, speed and flexibility of the Sjambok’s lash does all the work and little skill is required to wield it effectively.

Today Hippo hide is pretty scarce and not commercially viable, so Cold Steel has produced a synthetic version of the classic Sjambok. Featuring a thick, beefy lash, injection molded from polypropylene and equipped with a soft comfortable Kraton handle designed to resemble braided leather, their synthetic Sjambok rivals the look and performance of even the most expensive originals.

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This little meany comes in 42 and 54 inch lengths. As you can see from the photo it IS flexible. It is like weilding a stiff leather cane. It feels and marks like a cross between a whip and a cane. It will leave behind cane-like welts and will mark through clothing. It does not take much strength or force to weild a Sjambok – so do use common sense and caution!

If you are into knife play you need to go and visit the Cold Steel website. They also have a selection of DVD’s available for self defense techniques with many of the specialized products that they sell.

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Von Gutenberg Weekly Toy Review Sylvie Monthule

Erik von Gutenberg recommends the weekly toy review with Mistress Darkniis. She knows the toys as no other and we are proud to have her on the blog reviewing toys & accessories!

Sylvie Monthule brings femininity back to the dildo design.Sylvie’s erotic art is absolutely beautiful and she incorporates these drawings onto the shaft of her equally beautiful dildos.Each one of her creations is made of a hypoallergenic resin compound that is hand washable. Each model is available in red, black and ivory. The engravings show up most beautifully on the ivory versions.
Sylvie Monthule Olisbos Femme Corset – Art for your bedside
 

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There are currently six different engravings available and three different shapes. The version above is the “double” for use solo or to share. It is 17.5cm in length. It is presented in a soft leather sheath for privacy and storage.

The shape of the double is pleasant to the hand and to the pleasure zones it is meant for! The engraving provides the “ridged” sensation for extra pleasure.

Sylvie Monthule also makes a line of non-piercing intimate jewelry to decorate those most private gems! There are versions for both men and women – some penetrating, some not.

So brush up on your French and go and give Sylvie’s website a good browse!

Von Gutenberg Weekly Toy Review Sylvie Monthule

Erik von Gutenberg recommends the weekly toy review with Mistress Darkniis. She knows the toys as no other and we are proud to have her on the blog reviewing toys & accessories!

Sylvie Monthule brings femininity back to the dildo design.Sylvie’s erotic art is absolutely beautiful and she incorporates these drawings onto the shaft of her equally beautiful dildos.Each one of her creations is made of a hypoallergenic resin compound that is hand washable. Each model is available in red, black and ivory. The engravings show up most beautifully on the ivory versions.
Sylvie Monthule Olisbos Femme Corset – Art for your bedside
 

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There are currently six different engravings available and three different shapes. The version above is the “double” for use solo or to share. It is 17.5cm in length. It is presented in a soft leather sheath for privacy and storage.

The shape of the double is pleasant to the hand and to the pleasure zones it is meant for! The engraving provides the “ridged” sensation for extra pleasure.

Sylvie Monthule also makes a line of non-piercing intimate jewelry to decorate those most private gems! There are versions for both men and women – some penetrating, some not.

So brush up on your French and go and give Sylvie’s website a good browse!

Von Gutenberg Weekly Toy Review

Erik von Gutenberg recommends the weekly toy review with Mistress Darkniis. She knows the toys as no other and we are proud to have her on the blog reviewing toys & accessories!

Church of Sinvention – Classic DeLuxe Restraints and Lead

The Mother of Sinvention takes such good care of us here at the House of the Silver Spider. My fellow Canuck has sent two more pieces for us to test and review.

Oh Church of Sinvention how I covet thee! Your sturdy and quality restraints make play time that much more sinful. I never have to worry about equipment malfunction with the Sinvention logo.

If you do a web-based search on “medical restraints” and then go and take a peek at Sinvention’s Classic DeLuxe Restraints – you will get an idea of what I am writing about. I have a couple of very large, very muscular boys that sit in my spanking chair and I need for my restraints and equipment to be strong and sturdy enough to restrain them during heavy play. Sinvention has taken that sturdiness and strength and added sexy to get these:

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They can tug and pull and squirm to their hearts content and they are not going to get free. They have even been tested for short periods of time in suspension situations and stood up to having over two hundred pounds of force and weight pulling down on them! Bravo!

After you have had your way with them and you want to take them out for a walk; Sinvention has another sexy solution for you… Her DeLuxe Leather Lead with lined handle.

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Lined, for your pleasure… And again sturdy, high quality leather and latch. You could hold back a rabid pitbull with this lead! In a pinch, if nothing else is available, you can also use this as a strap for when your submissive gets out of line and needs some discipline.

Thanks again to Mother of Sinvention for showing us the light!

Von Gutenberg Weekly Toy Review

Erik von Gutenberg recommends the weekly toy review with Mistress Darkniis. She knows the toys as no other and we are proud to have her on the blog reviewing toys & accessories!

Blackstyle – Anatomical Latex Toe Socks

From our German friends at Blackstyle an exclusive latex design – anatomical toe socks.

As with all Blackstyle products – these are made of high quality, molded .60mm latex. They are designed to be knee-high and come in four different sizes and 3 color choices.

No one else makes ’em folks!

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For those of you who DO wear latex – you lube it up, and slide it on like a glove – only on your foot instead of your hand. It is an odd feeling at first to get used to – having latex between your toes! I’ve done stockings and socks – these are genuinely unique and give you more freedom of movement in your foot.

For those of you who DON’T wear latex – use a silicone based personal lubricant and apply generously to your foot and calf. Some people prefer to use talcum powder or corn starch – first turning the garment inside out and dusting the surface with the powder of choice – then turning right side out again.

Add powder to the area that you will be wearing the latex and gently slide the latex over top gently – careful not to tear!

All you have left to do now is add some shine to each sock and et voila!

These socks are hand-made by Blackstyle and we were very pleased with the quality. The thickness is consistent – even between the toes. The latex is soft and shines easily.

Toe socks are perfect for a school-girl fetish costume! Let the pillow fights begin!

Von Gutenberg Weekly toy review Phallix Glass

reviewbannerErik von Gutenberg recommends the weekly toy review with Mistress Darkniis. She knows the toys as no other and we are proud to have her on the blog reviewing toys & accessories!

Phallix Glass – Stainless Steel Threaded Love Wand

Phallix is the exclusive provider of adult sex toys for Vivid & Playboy TV as seen on Sexcetera.

Phallix makes high quality, medical grade pyrex glass dildos. 100% safe, hypoallergenic & often recommended by doctors. All Phallix glass dildos are tempered for high durability and will last a lifetime. Colors won’t fade or bleed on their glass dildos & they are dishwasher safe!

Phallix also makes a line of stainless steel toys. With the same quality control as their line of glass toys they have sent us the 7 inch “Threaded Love Wand” for review.

Reasonably priced at $99.99 on their website the 7 inch wands are available in two different diameters.

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As with the glass – the stainless steel can be heated by placing it in a glass of hot water or cooled with ice water. The ribbing on the provides extra sensation for your pleasure and the curved knob on the end offers a handle for ease of use.

To make it vibrate – grab your favorite mini-bullet in your palm while you are using your wand for some added sensation.

As with the glass toys, the steel toys are made with pride in the USA. Each toy comes with a satin and lace bag for you to protect, carry or store your wand discretely. There are lots of imitators out there – make sure you are buying a safe, genuine pyrex product.

Von Gutenberg Weekly toy review Phallix Glass

reviewbannerErik von Gutenberg recommends the weekly toy review with Mistress Darkniis. She knows the toys as no other and we are proud to have her on the blog reviewing toys & accessories!

Phallix Glass – Stainless Steel Threaded Love Wand

Phallix is the exclusive provider of adult sex toys for Vivid & Playboy TV as seen on Sexcetera.

Phallix makes high quality, medical grade pyrex glass dildos. 100% safe, hypoallergenic & often recommended by doctors. All Phallix glass dildos are tempered for high durability and will last a lifetime. Colors won’t fade or bleed on their glass dildos & they are dishwasher safe!

Phallix also makes a line of stainless steel toys. With the same quality control as their line of glass toys they have sent us the 7 inch “Threaded Love Wand” for review.

Reasonably priced at $99.99 on their website the 7 inch wands are available in two different diameters.

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As with the glass – the stainless steel can be heated by placing it in a glass of hot water or cooled with ice water. The ribbing on the provides extra sensation for your pleasure and the curved knob on the end offers a handle for ease of use.

To make it vibrate – grab your favorite mini-bullet in your palm while you are using your wand for some added sensation.

As with the glass toys, the steel toys are made with pride in the USA. Each toy comes with a satin and lace bag for you to protect, carry or store your wand discretely. There are lots of imitators out there – make sure you are buying a safe, genuine pyrex product.

Toys: Sex and Metal Accessories

model withOstrogoth choker and pendent 1aErik von Gutenberg recommends sex and metal. Fantastic pieces for your play and they are simply unique and fabulous!

Sex and Metal is a sex positive company, setting a new standard in the industry, promoting distinctive, original and artful implements of pleasure; the creator of this company is a highly skilled artisan from England, whose belief in the uniqueness of these products, they were originated from his own personal use.  He decided to share these products with others who would enjoy expanding the realm of their sexual play.  Sex and Metal is committed to the concept of artful pleasure, providing one-of-kind products to promote freedom of expression and to enhance our customers sex lives. Our products are skillfully handmade from cold-rolled, raw steel that is bent, twisted and crafted into custom, one-of-a-kind collectible pieces bringing the BDSM Aesthetic to a distinctively fresh direction.

Jolyon top pieces:

1)     Sistrum Tickler/Flogger. This was one of the first pieces that I made; the feel of it is one of authority and strength, that’s why this is one of my favorites.

2)     Pendulum Tickler/Flogger. This one is has just a great look and feel to it as you play.

3)     Crescent choker. It looks so sexy on any willing subjects.

4)     Ostrogoth choker. It’s just an outstanding piece to look at, Both the Crescent and the Ostrogoth chokers can be accessorized with different pendants, nipple clamps, and

Restraints, which makes them both fun, sexy body jewelry.

Akoben Whip-floggeraTria femina Whip-FloggeraModel with Catena whipa

go there: www.sexandmetal.com