kinky salon shake your tail fethers

n819669382_1121114_8625Erik von Gutenberg recommends kinky salon!

Shimmy & shake your way into the new year
with our special events in honor of all things
ornithological! It’s time to show off your plumage,
strut your stuff &brush up on those mating dances.
Spread your wings and tickle your tail feather,
it’s time to get your fowl on at Kinky Salon!

Featuring that night:

Delilah Burlesque
The New eccentrics
DJ Boenobo

Dresscode:

Feathers and Sequins, Birds of Paradise, Parrots, Penguins, Turkeys, Lovebirds, Ravens, Robins, Flightless Dodos, Woodpeckers, Cocks & Chickens!

www.kinkysalon.com

Mission Control Fundraiser

111pollypandemonium_BixflyerFINAL_4Erik von Gutenberg recommends the Mission Control Fundraiser! Come and go there and support a kinky community in San Francisco!

When: Friday, November 20, 8pm to 2am
Where: Mission Control, 2015 Mission Street, San Francisco

Mission Control Fundraiser: A Carnival Midway Sextravaganza

HILARIOUS- have a chuckle at our morally questionable stripper clowns
HORRIFYING- get your morbid and inaccurate fortune told by a man in a frock
DELICIOUS- marvel at the culinary skills at our gourmet bake sale
TITILLATING- pay extra tickets to be part of the XXX backroom action
EXHILARATING- win spectacular prizes in our suspenseful auction
and SQUIRM- at the penetrating stare of the world’s most Judgmental Tiger

www.kinkysalon.com

Mission Control Fundraiser

111pollypandemonium_BixflyerFINAL_4Erik von Gutenberg recommends the Mission Control Fundraiser! Come and go there and support a kinky community in San Francisco!

When: Friday, November 20, 8pm to 2am
Where: Mission Control, 2015 Mission Street, San Francisco

Mission Control Fundraiser: A Carnival Midway Sextravaganza

HILARIOUS- have a chuckle at our morally questionable stripper clowns
HORRIFYING- get your morbid and inaccurate fortune told by a man in a frock
DELICIOUS- marvel at the culinary skills at our gourmet bake sale
TITILLATING- pay extra tickets to be part of the XXX backroom action
EXHILARATING- win spectacular prizes in our suspenseful auction
and SQUIRM- at the penetrating stare of the world’s most Judgmental Tiger

www.kinkysalon.com

You tube video: VON GUTENBERG FETISH BALL

VON GUTENBERG Fetish Ball goes you tube, enjoy the little video from Karin Sin, flirting about the upcoming event!

Rubberdoll, Anastasia Pierce and Athena Fatale, all will be there with great shows and perfromances and not to forget local kinky salon Mister Baron as Naughty Santa!

Get your tickets here and get all information needed:

www.vongutenbergfetishball.com

You tube video: VON GUTENBERG FETISH BALL

VON GUTENBERG Fetish Ball goes you tube, enjoy the little video from Karin Sin, flirting about the upcoming event!

Rubberdoll, Anastasia Pierce and Athena Fatale, all will be there with great shows and perfromances and not to forget local kinky salon Mister Baron as Naughty Santa!

Get your tickets here and get all information needed:

www.vongutenbergfetishball.com

Kinky Salon's HORNY November 14th & 28th

pollypandemonium_banner_52Erik von Gutenberg recommends kinky salon! Kinky Salons Horny November is there on November 14 and 28! Location is Mission Control, 2519 Mission Street, San Francisco, CA 94110, TIX $25 advance, $30 at door

Come, into the enchanted forest,  
 A magical prance with us do take,
Where Unicorns run free 
Gushing rainbow glitter in their wake!

 Unbridled innocence, debaucherous glee tromping and stomping and all that shit that makes you go –
‘Wheeeeeeeeeeee…!’

Come Horny, Horned Creatures
All sizes and shapes!
Horns wragged and twisted
Some slender and gay…

 Come all ye Horny ones
…Where the Unicorns play!

STRICT DRESS CODE:
UNICORNS, demons, goats, bulls bugles, horns of plenty, rhinos, jackalopes, satyrs, car horns, fog horn leg horns. But mostly UNICORNS

unicorn-promo-with-logo-copy-246x300URL: www.kinkysalon.com

Kinky Salon's HORNY November 14th & 28th

pollypandemonium_banner_52Erik von Gutenberg recommends kinky salon! Kinky Salons Horny November is there on November 14 and 28! Location is Mission Control, 2519 Mission Street, San Francisco, CA 94110, TIX $25 advance, $30 at door

Come, into the enchanted forest,  
 A magical prance with us do take,
Where Unicorns run free 
Gushing rainbow glitter in their wake!

 Unbridled innocence, debaucherous glee tromping and stomping and all that shit that makes you go –
‘Wheeeeeeeeeeee…!’

Come Horny, Horned Creatures
All sizes and shapes!
Horns wragged and twisted
Some slender and gay…

 Come all ye Horny ones
…Where the Unicorns play!

STRICT DRESS CODE:
UNICORNS, demons, goats, bulls bugles, horns of plenty, rhinos, jackalopes, satyrs, car horns, fog horn leg horns. But mostly UNICORNS

unicorn-promo-with-logo-copy-246x300URL: www.kinkysalon.com

Kinky Salon's XXX HAUNTED FUNHOUSE

pollypandemonium_savages_4Erik von Gutenberg recommends kinky salon’s haunted house party at October 30 and 31 in San Francisco.

XXX Haunted FunHouse presents many perverse, erotic and xxxploitative themes some may find rude, tasteless and downright shocking! If the thought of being immersed in a phantasmagorical world of lust filled VOODOO RITES, ZOMBIE STRIPPERS, sex-cultists, bitch blankets, Infernal SEX MACHINES and TORTURE DEVICES, strange SÉANCES, bohemian mating rituals, miniature clowns riding giant dildos, drug-crazed teen runaways, bad performance art, VAMPIRE PLAYBOY BUNNIES, Mad Scientist Sex Fiends, Satanic Sex Workers, Biker babes, Hells Devils, UNDEAD PORNSTARS, calliope music or carny folk offends you….may we suggest that you move from the Bay Area because this is the kind of sh*t you moved here for in the first place! Suck it up, wussies! It’s time to surrender your senses to this perverse twist on the classic haunted house -GUARANTEED to turn your pubes white!

STRICT DRESS CODE on BOTH NIGHTS: KINKY COSTUME, HALLOWEEN DRAG, FLAWED FETISH, ZOMBIE COUTURE, MONSTER CHIC, GHOULISH GLAM, CRAZED CLOWN, NO street clothes, jeans or ATTITUDE allowed!

… and don’t forget! Kinky Salon is a community dedicated to the safe and consensual exploration of sex-positive self-expression. We celebrate all forms of diversity and encourage all members and guests to equally uphold our communities Standards of behaviour. Please note that YOU are responsible for educating your guests as to the Standards of our community. ANYONE showing up inappropriately dressed, under-informed or with the wrong attitude is subject to be turned away at the door!

Location: Mission Control 2519 Mission Street, SF CA 94110 Tix: $25 advance, $30 on the door Details: 21+ (we check IDs), BYO beer and wine, no unaccompanied singles

WWW.KINKYSALON.COM

Kinky Salon's PINK

pinkimageErik von Gutenberg recommends Kinky Salon’s pink!

It’s a PANSEXUAL party, so whatever your kink, you’re welcome here. We hate labels, but that’s the one that’s closest to us. We’re here for the LOVE!

There’s a social scene here, as well as just being a place to get it on. We are friendly, open minded and more than a little saucy! It’s the Kinky Salon crowd, so it’s always a blast.  We love all forms of sexual expression including *whatever* floats your boat. We are queer friendly, pansexual and proud to be pervy

DJ BOENOBO (of Circus Metropolus and Gooferman fame) will be here to rock our dancefloor!

There’s no pressure to make an extravagant costume, but this is the Kinky Salon crowd, so people are still looking gooood. Wear whatever makes you feel sexy. Slinky, sexy, cozy, comfy, stylish, but please don’t wear jeans or you might be attacked by unicorns. The kind with pointy horns

Then at the end of the month (Oct 30th and 31st) we’ve got a whole weekend of Halloween fun    Hey THRILLSEEKERS!
Better grab your flashlights, your plastic pumpkin buckets, a chaperone and some diapers cuz you’re gonna need ‘em for the Kinky Salon Halloween weekend!
Friday Oct 30th is a totally immersive Haunted House experience, with interactive performances ongoing throughout the space from 11pm-1am, followed by a fabulous DJ dance set until 3am.
Saturday Oct 31st is a return to the classic formula, with a midnight cabaret and DJS  playing extra late.
BOTH NIGHTS will have play spaces open for you to get jiggy in a saucy Kinky Salon way
THRILL to the shocking exploits of our Mad Scientist, his sexy nurse assistant and their deliciously delirious patient!
GASP as you witness sex-crazed cultists raising the Demonic Beast- what will he demand as sacrifice?
SHRIEK in horror as you run the gauntlet of dementia in CLOWN ALLEY
TREMBLE in anticipation as taste, touch, and smell twist together in the TACTILE SENSORIUM!
GAG as undead strippers rise up from the grave craving human flesh and gnaw on disembodied limbs- let’s hope we can hold that quarantine!

STRICT DRESS CODE on BOTH NIGHTS:
KINKY COSTUME, HALLOWEEN DRAG, FLAWED FETISH, ZOMBIE COUTURE, MONSTER CHIC, GHOULISH GLAM, CRAZED CLOWN, NO street clothes, jeans or ATTITUDE allowed!

WARNING!!! ADULTS ONLY!! PLEASE READ!
XXX Haunted FunHouse presents many perverse, erotic and xxxploitative themes some may find rude, tasteless and downright shocking! If the thought of being immersed in a phantasmagorical world of lust filled VOODOO RITES, ZOMBIE STRIPPERS, sex-cultists, bitch blankets, Infernal SEX MACHINES and TORTURE DEVICES, strange SÉANCES, bohemian mating rituals, miniature clowns riding giant dildos, drug-crazed teen runaways, bad performance art, VAMPIRE PLAYBOY BUNNIES, Mad Scientist Sex Fiends, Satanic Sex Workers, Biker babes, Hells Devils, UNDEAD PORNSTARS, calliope music or carny folk offends you….may we suggest that you move from the Bay Area because this is the kind of sh*t you moved here for in the first place!
Suck it up, wussies! It’s time to surrender your senses to this perverse twist on the classic haunted house GUARANTEED to turn your pubes white!

… and don’t forget!
Kinky Salon is a community dedicated to the safe and consensual exploration of sex-positive self-expression. We celebrate all forms of diversity and encourage all members and guests to equally uphold our communities Standards of behaviour. Please note that YOU are responsible for educating your guests as to the Standards of our community. ANYONE showing up inappropriately dressed, under-informed or with the wrong attitude is subject to be turned away at the door!

Buy tickets here: http://www.kinkysalon.com/pink/pinktickets.html

Kinky Salon's PINK

pinkimageErik von Gutenberg recommends Kinky Salon’s pink!

It’s a PANSEXUAL party, so whatever your kink, you’re welcome here. We hate labels, but that’s the one that’s closest to us. We’re here for the LOVE!

There’s a social scene here, as well as just being a place to get it on. We are friendly, open minded and more than a little saucy! It’s the Kinky Salon crowd, so it’s always a blast.  We love all forms of sexual expression including *whatever* floats your boat. We are queer friendly, pansexual and proud to be pervy

DJ BOENOBO (of Circus Metropolus and Gooferman fame) will be here to rock our dancefloor!

There’s no pressure to make an extravagant costume, but this is the Kinky Salon crowd, so people are still looking gooood. Wear whatever makes you feel sexy. Slinky, sexy, cozy, comfy, stylish, but please don’t wear jeans or you might be attacked by unicorns. The kind with pointy horns

Then at the end of the month (Oct 30th and 31st) we’ve got a whole weekend of Halloween fun    Hey THRILLSEEKERS!
Better grab your flashlights, your plastic pumpkin buckets, a chaperone and some diapers cuz you’re gonna need ‘em for the Kinky Salon Halloween weekend!
Friday Oct 30th is a totally immersive Haunted House experience, with interactive performances ongoing throughout the space from 11pm-1am, followed by a fabulous DJ dance set until 3am.
Saturday Oct 31st is a return to the classic formula, with a midnight cabaret and DJS  playing extra late.
BOTH NIGHTS will have play spaces open for you to get jiggy in a saucy Kinky Salon way
THRILL to the shocking exploits of our Mad Scientist, his sexy nurse assistant and their deliciously delirious patient!
GASP as you witness sex-crazed cultists raising the Demonic Beast- what will he demand as sacrifice?
SHRIEK in horror as you run the gauntlet of dementia in CLOWN ALLEY
TREMBLE in anticipation as taste, touch, and smell twist together in the TACTILE SENSORIUM!
GAG as undead strippers rise up from the grave craving human flesh and gnaw on disembodied limbs- let’s hope we can hold that quarantine!

STRICT DRESS CODE on BOTH NIGHTS:
KINKY COSTUME, HALLOWEEN DRAG, FLAWED FETISH, ZOMBIE COUTURE, MONSTER CHIC, GHOULISH GLAM, CRAZED CLOWN, NO street clothes, jeans or ATTITUDE allowed!

WARNING!!! ADULTS ONLY!! PLEASE READ!
XXX Haunted FunHouse presents many perverse, erotic and xxxploitative themes some may find rude, tasteless and downright shocking! If the thought of being immersed in a phantasmagorical world of lust filled VOODOO RITES, ZOMBIE STRIPPERS, sex-cultists, bitch blankets, Infernal SEX MACHINES and TORTURE DEVICES, strange SÉANCES, bohemian mating rituals, miniature clowns riding giant dildos, drug-crazed teen runaways, bad performance art, VAMPIRE PLAYBOY BUNNIES, Mad Scientist Sex Fiends, Satanic Sex Workers, Biker babes, Hells Devils, UNDEAD PORNSTARS, calliope music or carny folk offends you….may we suggest that you move from the Bay Area because this is the kind of sh*t you moved here for in the first place!
Suck it up, wussies! It’s time to surrender your senses to this perverse twist on the classic haunted house GUARANTEED to turn your pubes white!

… and don’t forget!
Kinky Salon is a community dedicated to the safe and consensual exploration of sex-positive self-expression. We celebrate all forms of diversity and encourage all members and guests to equally uphold our communities Standards of behaviour. Please note that YOU are responsible for educating your guests as to the Standards of our community. ANYONE showing up inappropriately dressed, under-informed or with the wrong attitude is subject to be turned away at the door!

Buy tickets here: http://www.kinkysalon.com/pink/pinktickets.html