And As The Lord Decreed: The Geek Shall Inherit The Earth

As we were assuming with our issue #6-and I believe we were assuming correctly-comic books and scifi are quite popular in mainstream entertainment these days.  You really don’t need much evidence of this fact beyond turning on your T.V. any night of the week or taking at a look at what’s at your local puberty-plex 114-screen movie house, but if you doubt me (as you are wont to do, I know, nobody believes me these days) you need only to consider what’s being produced presently in the all-important mirror on society output, porn movie parodies. Companies like Vivid are seeing quite the success with titles that featuring characters like Batman and now the latest from super duper director Axel Braun, “Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody” . The fantastical has never been more popular, as the award-winning Braun expounds here at Die-Screaming Blog and he should know as his “Spider-Man XXX: A Porn Prarody” (another Vivid title) was this year’s AVN winner for Best Parody, Best Parody Drama, Best Cinematography as well as Braun winning the Director of the Year second year in a row.

As Braun opines “I get to shoot movies with my comic book heroes, fulfill every geek’s dirty fantasies, and pretend that I’m a real director. Can’t beat that!”

Fantasy is what we are all about here at Von Gutenberg, as much with the kink events we list in our Fantasy Event List, to the amazingly fantastic models we reveal in the magazine, to expanding and championing the fantasies we all have when wearing our latex or even just thinking about wearing it. It might be pure ‘geek-dom’ that rules the comic book audience world, but it seems if ever there was a time that the geek was a marquis member of society it is now.

Let’s face it, I wouldn’t be able to pen this blog nor would you be able to read it if it wasn’t for some guy or girl the general populace thought a nerd in school having invented all this digital stuff we now use.

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Von Gutenberg Weekly toy review Phallix Glass

reviewbannerErik von Gutenberg recommends the weekly toy review with Mistress Darkniis. She knows the toys as no other and we are proud to have her on the blog reviewing toys & accessories!

Phallix Glass – Stainless Steel Threaded Love Wand

Phallix is the exclusive provider of adult sex toys for Vivid & Playboy TV as seen on Sexcetera.

Phallix makes high quality, medical grade pyrex glass dildos. 100% safe, hypoallergenic & often recommended by doctors. All Phallix glass dildos are tempered for high durability and will last a lifetime. Colors won’t fade or bleed on their glass dildos & they are dishwasher safe!

Phallix also makes a line of stainless steel toys. With the same quality control as their line of glass toys they have sent us the 7 inch “Threaded Love Wand” for review.

Reasonably priced at $99.99 on their website the 7 inch wands are available in two different diameters.


As with the glass – the stainless steel can be heated by placing it in a glass of hot water or cooled with ice water. The ribbing on the provides extra sensation for your pleasure and the curved knob on the end offers a handle for ease of use.

To make it vibrate – grab your favorite mini-bullet in your palm while you are using your wand for some added sensation.

As with the glass toys, the steel toys are made with pride in the USA. Each toy comes with a satin and lace bag for you to protect, carry or store your wand discretely. There are lots of imitators out there – make sure you are buying a safe, genuine pyrex product.